boyoshock:

a message to all artists out there

tysrics:

pockytardis:

noctos:

a message to all artists out there:

• how

every time we make a drawing we have to say a chant in latin and sacrifice a living creature to our lord satan, each life depending on the level of art we’re making

for sketches it’s small animals like hamsters or mice, or small lizards

for nice line art, the devil will only accept cats

with color we sacrifice dogs or wolves

for shading and backgrounds we kill lions and bears

then we’re possessed by a demon from the pits of hell sent by lucifer which makes us go lifeless and unconscious and when we awake there is a drawing in front of us

art is fun (◡‿◡✿) !!

Wow, it all make sense now!

sillyunicorntime:

bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man

you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at

literary nuts can read trashy romance novels

adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books

christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism

mother of four can read a self-help book on spicing up her sex life

divorced cop can read a book about sexuality

no one gets to judge and no one gets to say anything about it - that is sacred fuckin territory and as long as you aren’t ripping out pages and stuffing them in your pants, you can look at any kind of book you want

even twilight

holy shit yes

even if you see a teenage girl tearing up as she nears the end of breaking dawn YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF

SYLVIA PLATH DIED FOR YOUR LIBRARY CARD

HATE THE BOOK NOT THE READER

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 　

(Source: mad-dog-murphy)

olivethebreloom replied to your post: has anybody read fifty shades of grey? it seems…

This would be really fun, can you include extra snarky commentary? I’ve heard it compared more to your average smut fic, actually.

spookyckreplied to yourpost:has anybody read fifty shades of grey? it seems…

Please do. Also, my grandmother told me to read that book, and it was really weird.

stitchnymphreplied to yourpost:has anybody read fifty shades of grey? it seems…

please do. i’m mildly curious. add LOTS of quotes.

• There will be snarky commentary up the ass, I promise you.
• I will post any quotes that I find amusing.
• Also my thoughts.
• And moments where I went ‘Okay serious, what the fuck’
• However I might have to wait a few days because my mom wants to read it first I’m pretty sure.